Smirnoff League ’26-’27

14 managers. One closet. Please do not turn off your computer.

To begin, click your user name

After you log on, you can blame the waiver wire.Explain the ice thing

Rule book, sort of

Critical Error: zero means ice

Any starter who scores 0.0 or less means an ice.

That includes an empty slot and a player on bye. You set the lineup. You own it.

Critical Error: lowest score

The lowest scoring team of the week owes an extra ice.

Stacks with the zeroes above. Ties all owe.

You’ve got ice!

Ices are due by the next Sunday at 1:00 PM.

Every week late adds another ice for every ice still owed. Two owed and a week late is four to chug. Late ices don’t earn late ices. We’re not monsters.

Sundays, 1 PM onward

Ice Watch - Live (demo)

LIVE Demo data. Fake player, real consequences.

  • WRDemo Receiver Week 33 ices owed0.00

When a starter hits zero the row freezes over and the badge ticks up. Nobody can hear you scream in a frozen row.

Weeks 15-17

The Toilet Bowl.exe

Smirnoff League has encountered a problem and needs to close you in a closet.

Lose every toilet bowl game and you get the punishment: a dark closet, just a head lamp, and a 300-piece puzzle.

We are sorry for the inconvenience. We are not sorry.